Q: What has 20 legs and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of fans at Martin Stadium.
Q: What do Cougar cheerleaders and Cougar quarterbacks have in common?
A: They're always on their backs.
Q: What's the number one pickup line used for picking up WAZZU chicks?
A: "Hey, nice tooth!"
Q: What's is the most common lie told in Pullman?
A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
Q: Why are a tornado and a cougar divorce similiar?
A: You know someone is going to lose a house trailer!
Q: How do you keep a Cougar from drinking too much?
A: Slam the toilet on his head.
Q: What’s the difference between the Cougars football team and a box of Cheerios?
A: Cheerios make it into a bowl.
Q: Why did they put cardboard over the Martin Stadium field?
A: Because the Cougars look better on paper.
Q: What do you get when you breed a WSU Cougar and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: How do you find Wazzu?
A: Head East until you smell it, then South until you step in it.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl in Pulman?
A: A Tourist.
Q: How do you make a WSU graduate leave your house?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mormon and a Couger?
A: A basement full of stolen groceries.
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Here's another:
Q. Why did WSU replace the grass with artificial turf at Martin Stadium?
A. To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
The Coug and Husky jokes are a great tradition.
I think it is going to be pretty interesting to see how the teams behave with each other at the pre game luncheon on Friday.
Just another example of Todd Turner being out of tune with Husky tradition.
Not bad, not bad.
But nothing compared to the list of Husky jokes over at HuskiesSuck.com
Latest Seattle Untimely is pretty good and at the Cougar's expense:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1XNnKqEnb8
this is one of the most funny sport interviews that I never read in my life, all is write in some code, to be more specifict, yuo have to get some knowledge to understand this.
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